Friday, 10 June 2022

NHS Penalty Fees

There have been calls recently for people failing to show for NHS appointments to be fined. As the only sector with a history of charging something toward the cost of treatment and for fining no shows is NHS Dentistry, this would mean creating processes and supporting IT throughout the rest of the NHS. The NHS generally is operating on ancient kit and software. 

People are resistant to change. Most find it scary. It’s a core tenant of change management therefore, that you sell change by making the benefit personal to the people you want to change behaviour. 

I suggested to an NHS research group some time ago that just saying how many missed appointments in each GP practise was pretty meaningless to most people. If they reframed it to say “There were x missed appointments in the last month. This means you’ve had to wait an extra x days for your appointment”, peer pressure would do the rest without them spending a penny on a cure. 

Similarly, they ought to print the cost of consultant and clinic appointments on letters and drug costs on prescriptions. 

You don’t have to pay to create an actual penalty fee system in order to get folk to value what they get with the NHS and to think about how their habits affect services. 

Note here that government IT projects are notorious for spiralling costs and time over runs.

I’ve recently noticed that some of the correspondence for my own appointments are now doing this so some within the NHS agree with me.

Activating peer pressure may well be quicker and cheaper than fining folk ultimately.

Saturday, 4 June 2022

ER II Platinum Jubilee

The Beeb just speculated why the Queen wanted all her family at church this morning (03/06/2022) when they don’t normally do that even for a state occasion.

Well, I know why.

Matriarch gets the entire family to rock up including those who hate each other.

Matriarch ducks out ‘ill’.

Matriarch is dropping anvil sized hint to sort yourselves out. God’s watching you and St Peter is taking note of your behaviour.

Nicely played Madge! 😂

Tuesday, 15 March 2022

Small moments of intense satisfaction

I’m on a project building an offshore, production oil platform.

Lovely client: Have you got that full set of GA drawings I wanted?

Awful PM: *stern look*

Apprentice (me): I think so. The drawing numbers are saying I have, but I can’t see a helipad on any of them…

Awful PM: *rapidly shuffles drawings, exits stage right with the now rather concerned client chasing him*.

Wednesday, 9 February 2022

Alarm Cat

 

Spring has sprung 

And so did I

High up to the sky

Largely thanks to

A human thigh. 

Thus propelled

A swipe I missed

As curses flew

About my ears

And I gravity defied.

Minion moaned,

Groaned and sighed 

“5am!” you little ******

Tittering, down the

Stairs I fled

Landing in my

Own dear bed.

So now I snooze

Cosy, warm

As Hoomum stumbles

Blinking at the dawn.

Samuel Wilson

09/02/2022

Friday, 15 October 2021

Sir David Ames

A sad day for democracy in Britain again today. We all love to hate them but no MP should lose their life just because they’ve chosen to stand up and represent others’ voices.

I’m deeply saddened for Sir David’s family, friends, and colleagues today. RIP Sir David Ames and thanks for your service.

Sunday, 6 December 2020

Feline Levitation


When I first considered sharing my home with a cat, levitation wasn’t a characteristic I anticipated. Sceptics might suggest he just jumps to Olympic standards. 

Trans Dermal Magnesium Supplementation

My massage therapist feels I should be using magnesium oil as diabetics can be magnesium deficient and because of the way my muscles stiffen.

My gut reaction was “horse shit” as one’s skin is generally a pretty poor route for anything to enter the body, but in the interests of fairness, I went looking for the science.

From the conclusion: “However, we cannot yet recommend the application of transdermal magnesium.”.

Basically, there’s insufficient evidence currently for trans dermal supplementation though oral courses may be mandated IF one has been measured as deficient.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5579607/