Okay, for all my non UK friends, you can stop frantically trying to understand what's happening in the UK and when, This is your definitive summary.
Please understand that centuries of not panicing and occassionally having to sort out other people's clusterfuck moments takes its toll on a body, especially when you haven't seen the sun for three years,
Our current meltdown was as overdue as the San Andreas fault shifting a significant amount, but be reassured, normal service will return soon, once we work out where the reset switch is or, indeed, find the right peson to press it.
I can now reveal that our last emotional outburst (sorry, Gran) after Diana died was really only a practise emergency drill.
Sorry, Britain
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